“Wow, Whoa, & Ipso Facto” [by Mitch Sisskind]

 
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Do you often say wow? Good!
But when did you last say whoa?
Whoa can be said instead of wow
And you’ll get noticed with whoa
Since nobody says whoa as much
As wow. Also, either one can be
A compliment or a criticism based
On your facial expression. How about
Ipso facto? You must not say ipso facto
And if somebody does say ipso facto
You should say wow or whoa with a
Querulous or a supercilious look
On your countenance which means
On your face. Also, call everyone tiger.