The Next Big Thing by Susan Wheeler

A million
thanks to the generous and addictive Best American Poetry Blog for
accommodating this entry in the web-project The Next Big
Thing,
and many thanks to Sharon Dolin for inviting my participation.
  You can find her
entry at: 
http://www.sharondolin.com/the-next-big-thing/ .  I made the grueling decision to make this
the stub of one of the Thing’s tentacles, once I learned what you, the reader,
were in for.  Apologies to those whose
wont it is still to play.

Q:  What
is your working title of your book?

A:  Monte
Green’s Place.

Q:  Where
did the idea come from for the book?

A:  Monte
Green’s words are so familiar – and haunting – to any hearing-enabled person
(and so little has been done with his odd vernacular, which cobbles together
many strains, the dominant ones being Anglo-Saxon and Latin), that it seemed a
rich diction to plunder.

Q:  What
genre does your book fall under?

A:  It’s a
hybrid translation.

Q:  Which
actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

A:  Monte?  Jackie Gleason, if he was still with us.  Since not, Paul Dano.  He would also play the misunderstood love
interest, Paulette Noh.

Q:  What
is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

A:  Language
as object fails us; there is no greater illustration than Green’s life story.

Q:  Will
your book be self-published or represented by an agency? 

A:  Neither
– it’s under contract, sans agent.

Q:  How
long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

A:  Given
that this is the Next Big Thing and not the Last, I am still in first draft so
no telling.

Q:  What
other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

A:  Peter
Reading’s Marred Fan.  David Ives’ Haul in the Tithing.

Q:  Who or
what inspired you to write this book?

A:  Wasn’t
this your first question?

Q:  What
else about your book might pique the reader's interest?

A:  It
exposes the underbelly and the tragedy of the flim-flam known as the “telephone
game.”

 (Ed note: Susan Wheeler's most recent book of poetry is Meme (University of Iowa Press, October 2012). You can find out more about Susan here. — sdh)