When you can speak pig latin
You should speak pig latin.
Go and find other speakers
With them. When? Now, today.
Or maybe you can't speak
Pig latin and are indifferent
To it, not for it or against it
Which is fine, you don't care
About pig latin. Fine, fine.
Another type of person wants
To speak pig latin but can't do it.
You don't know how so you must
Learn to speak pig latin, learn, learn
Or you are going to be unhappy.