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Clemens to Appear in Small Claims Court? [by Stephen Reichert]
My new friends from The Associated Press took this photo of my baseball cards. Before the prosecution shit their pants, and while on recess, I held the door for a sweating Clemens, which suddenly put…
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Do Not Disturb Rocks & Other Things I Saw Today [by Neil de la Flor]
I don't know why the rocks can't be disturbed, but I'm disturbed someone spent money on a sign that reads, "Do Not Disturb Rocks". I'm not sure if the rocks will mind being disturbed…
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Clemens 1, Feds 0 [by Stephen Reichert]
Mistrial. That was quick. A walk in the park: Moments ago the prosecution allowed the jury to see inadmissible evidence. Both sides were instructed at pre-trial that they were not to introduce outside evidence…
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Allons enfants de la patrie, le jour de gloire est arrive!
It's Bastille Day, a Thursday, yes, it's 2011and to honor the occasion we quote an American songfrom a man who loved Parisand the song was done as a duetin a picture that also featured…
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Florence + The Machine, Piss Christ, War, Little Miss Sunshine, District 9 & Then Some [by Neil de la Flor]
This is what I taught this semester while wearing a fedora: Florence + the Machine: I'm obsessed with Florence and her red hair. I'm obsessed with her cosmic voice. I'm obsessed with her lineage…
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The Great White Shark [by Stephen Reichert]
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;But when the truth entails tremendous ruin,To speak dishonorably is pardonable. –Sophocles, Fragment 323 of Creusa Today was the first day in the federal government’s perjury trial against former…
