She #1 (on cellphone): Hey. Mom. It's me. You'll never believe what happened to me last night . . . Last night . . . Yeah. Kiefer Sutherland, like, totally hit on me . . . Kie-fer Su-ther-land. From that TV show? . . . Yeah, 24. Anyway, I was in a club with Gretchen . . . You're kidding, right? He was, like, totally shit-faced. Totally . . . He's really hot though. . . . You know what he said? . . . He said I was an angel and that Gretch was evil . . . No,(laughing) I told you, he was shit-faced . . . He's really hot . . . He was with some other guy from the show . . .Yes, but I doubt he'll call . . . OK. Here's our cab. Love you.
She #2: What'd she say?
She #1: I told her nothing happened.
She#2: Smart.
— sdh