“I happen to feel that it does work, torture
or waterboarding or however you want
to define it.” — Donald Trump
Fine! I will torture him!
At his stupid ceremonies
I will look very bored and
Order sex toys from Amazon
Delivered to the White House
Because torture works and
I will parade around wearing
Next to nothing and tweet
Dirty jokes about him in Italian
And Slovenian and refer to him
As Donald Duck in my texts
To Putin and when I am asked
About his penis size I will have
An uncontrollable laughing fit.