Isaac Singer stated that God is a pulp fiction writer, a supremely gifted and creative author of page-turner melodramas. If you seek to know The Truth, read Sidney Sheldon or Jackie Collins! Certainly the vignette of the "caviar socialist" who allegedly came charging naked out of the bathroom like a rutting rhinoceros is a master stroke. And the photo above — which has the ambiance of Rembrandt's "Night Watch" — is even better: the divine Author playing with the image of Monsieur Strauss-Kahn "frog marched" from the police station. Just the best! Hats off! God is great! Sh'ma Yisrael!