I Love Me, Vol. I [by Lewis Saul]

Pull up.
Was it a hat I saw?
No, it is open on one position.

 

Are we not drawn onwards, we Jews, drawn onward to new era?
Do not refer to Nod …

Lew, Otto has a hot towel.
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.

Pittsburgh's a bash! (Grub St. tip)

Della called.
No trace — not one carton.

Tenet

Tenet A is an (Ah, tuez!) euthanasia tenet.
Tenet B is a (Ha! Ha!) sib tenet.
Tenet C is a basis, a basic tenet.
Tenet D is a Hasid tenet.
Tenet E is an Asie tenet.
Tenet F is Asa's "As If" Tenet.
Tenet G is Rip's Pirsig tenet.

Le falafel
Red? No wonder!

Some men interpret nine memos.
Degas aged.
Known wonk.
Epode dope.

YAY!
AZ Zip Pizza!
Party boobytrap!

So, Ed, I vow to do two videos.
No home demo, Hon.

Day came — not one Macy ad.

My gym taxes sex at my gym.
Too hot to hoot …