On the heels (or hooves!) of Big Brown’s defeat in the Belmont Stakes, I feel compelled to post this video of myself in my alter ego as the Kalashnikover Rebbe. Here, free of charge, I make public the one betting method that actually will generate a long term profit at the race track. I do not, however, disclose the secret details without which the method will not work. But in view of the severe losses that some of our readers may have suffered in betting on the huge chalk Big Brown in the Belmont, I will now reveal at least one very important caveat. So please watch the clip and then continue reading.
Ok, here is the secret exception to the Golden Rule (actually two exceptions): NEVER BET ON THREE YEAR OLDS IN THE SPRING, AND NEVER BET THREE YEAR OLDS AGAINST OLDER HORSES AT ANY TIME! Obviously, that means you will never bet on the Triple Crown Races. If you absolutely must get a bet down on those very electrifying Saturdays, bet on baseball instead. Specifically, bet on a home team pitcher who won his last game provided the visiting team pitcher lost his last outing. This is also a winning method, tried and tested. Congratulations! You’re gonna be rich!!!