Hooray for Hazel! by Stacey Harwood

Yesterday I rented a car and drove from New York City to Little Egg Harbor, NJ, to spend a day with my mother.  It’s roughly a two hour drive, depending on traffic leaving the city.  The car is a compact and as basic as it gets (manual windows!) except for one thing:  it has satellite radio, with a gazillion channels.  I caught a fantastic interview with Greil Marcus about his new book, The Doors: A Lifetime of Listening to Five Mean Years, which I am now eager to read.

  When his interview was over, I decided to play a game with myself.  I would rotate the dial among the pop stations to see how many songs of my youth and adolescence I could sing along with from memory. I was pretty confident about Motown hits, the Stones, the Beatles, Simon and Garfunkle, The Supremes (“Love child, never meant to be/ love child, take a look at me.  But I’ll always looooove you, I’ll always lo-ove you hoo hoo”) and certain songs that were popular before my time (Elvis, for example) but what surprised me was how quickly the one-hit wonders came back to me in a giddy rush.  Like this one, from the canon of revenge songs(I apologize in advance if you get an ear worm):

— sdh