“Happy Birthday, Peter Richards!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

PETER RICHARDS (7/13)

Mars! Mars! Mars!
& we’re bouncin’ off the walls!
& Peter Rich’ll teach ya which,
You beach- & basketballs!

You beach- & basketballs!
—Ya slam ’em in the net.—
HELL sinky, kinda kinky
Key to oubliette.

Umma-gumma yes ma’am,
Umma-gumma no.
Here’s the siren, Keats and Byron,
Tie! it’s time to go.

Guy, it’s time to go!!
We’re bouncin’ off the walls!!
Peter Rich’ is forty-six,
You beach- & basketballs.

Peter Rich’ is forty-six,
You beach- & basketballs.