“Happy 38, Paige Ackerson-Kiely!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

PAIGE ACKERSON-KIELY  (10/21)

HA HA HO HO YER BOOTS
WE ARE ALL OF US IN CAHOOTS

HEE HEE HO HO THE WAITRESS
WE THINK SHE SAY SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS

HA HA HO HO IT’S PAIGE!
SHE THIRTY-EIGHT AUTUMN IN AGE

AND THE OTTOMAN OTTOMAN TURKS
ARE COMMITTED TO WHATEVER WORKS

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HO HO HEE HEE YER TURBAN
WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO DETERMINE

HA HA HO HO THE DIRNDL
CAN NEVER BE LESS THAN INFERNAL

HEE HEE HO HO IT’S PAIGE!
SHE WORKIN FOR MINIMUM WAGE

AND THE WOMEN IS SWIMMIN IN HAIRCUT
AND HARMON ALARMIN’ CONNECTICUT

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OH PLEASE DON’T SQUEEZE 
THE SHAMAN
MY JOSHUA JOSHUA HARMON

I INSIST YOU RESIST 
THE ROLLBACK
DIRNDL-J. DIRNDL-J. DOLACK

THE 80’S’ AND HADES’ 
BOBBINS
WITH MICHAEL J. JONATHAN ROBBINS

AND IT’S LOCKED UP AN OCTOPUS
SQUID
FOR A BIRTHDAY RHYME WITH MADRID

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