“Happy 26, Margaret Ross!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

MARGARET ROSS  (10/17)

Ross! Ross! Ross!
and we’re bouncing off the walls
Today’s the day, your birthday,
to sock him in the balls

So sock him in the balls!
Today you’re twenty-six!
Adderall is throwing all
the punches and the kicks

With the bricks! bricks! bricks!
and ya gone to Nanjing! . . . 
NOT about to, NOT about to
Modify a thing

’Cuz ya Ross! Ross! Ross!
and the Margaret is a fact—
Semi-crucial, enter mutual
non-aggression pact

✸

Hey Nonny Nonny 
with a hey Nanjing:—
Not about to, not about to
modify a thing

Ross! Ross! Ross!
and we’re bouncing off the walls—
Today’s the day, your birthday,
to sock him in the balls

❂