Half-a-whores have no set fee
But simply accept such gifts as
Are forthcoming whether clothes,
Shoes, purses, spa days, Land Rovers,
Island getaways, pieds-a-terre,
Wine tastings, red carpet events,
Or, yes, breast enhancement surgery.
But listen up, you half-a-whores,
Breast enhancement surgery is never
An urgent need of yours but is only
Your wish to be eye-candy in public
For your sugar daddy or daddies and
In the bedroom to be youthfully and
Totally sexual for him or them.