“Gambler’s Conceit” [by Kirsten Chen]

Mainly, I focus on spreading my
Luck out and harnessing good juju.
Call it a degenerate’s strategy but I have myself
a real nice time with the games.
Always bet on 3 and split zero/double zero.
Remember, small parlay money can go a long way.
And beginner’s luck is fucking
real, so piggyback on those kids and indulge
in the free champagne as much as possible.
I am a very big champion
of the free champagne.
But mostly, never bet on the under
because what kind of life is that?
don’t you want everyone to score!