Dorothy Parker (by Jenny Factor)

Got a New Years’ Resolution? Here’s what poet Dorothy Parker* might have to say…
Bookcover

Observation

If I don’t drive around the park,
I’m pretty sure to make my mark.
If I’m in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again,
If I abstain from fun and such,
I’ll probably amount to much,
But I shall stay the way I am,

Because I do not give a damn.

–Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Wishing you all the best in 2009 and beyond!

-J.F.

*Little-Known Note: Once upon a time, famous New Yorker Parker was a west-coast poet. You can read about the Los-Angeles-based events of the Dorothy Parker Society here. Thanks to Adrienne Crew for putting Parker on the L.A. map!