‘Dog paraphernalia such as a treadmill…’ (by Mitch Sisskind)


Dog paraphernalia such as a treadmill 
Out by the side of the road — that will

Attract the attention of Citizen Joe
And LE will not be far behind.

Nasko Hooten was in the middle of
A Cococlops keep that time 
When he, Nasko, was matched into 
Molesworth in 2004 in Oklahoma.

Citizen Joe drove by and Joe called 

LE on his cell phone and the next thing 
You know Nasko was talking to the
Female officer just chatting peacefully

And then the male officer horned in! 

He horned in on Nasko Hooten and 
The female officer chatting peacefully 
And Nasko cold cocked the son of a bitch!

You'd have done the same thing 

And so would I have! Nasko Hooten 
And the female officer chatting peacefully
And the male officer horned in!

Six months Nasko got but he got out

After three and I said to him 'Tell me
'What it was like in there' and he said  
'Like Barnum and Bailey every day!'

Laughing that big laugh of his he said 
'It was like Barnum and Bailey every day
'In there! That's exactly what it was like.
'It was like Barnum and Bailey every day!'

I asked him what else it was like and 

He laughed that big laugh of his and said
'Well you don't want to be an old guy
'In there! No you don't to be an old guy!'

Aw haw haw! Aw haw haw haw haw!
He cold cocked the son of a bitch!
It was like Barnum and Bailey in there!
You don't want to be an old guy in there! 

 
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