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A Kick in the Ass
When somebody went to prison
He'd say they went to college or
If somebody was sick he'd say
They had the sniffles regardless
0f a cancer raging or whatever
They had the sniffles, he’d say.
If somebody fucked up he'd say
The guy needed a kick in the ass
And because people were always
Fucking up he found himself
Saying the guy needed a kick
In the ass a tremendous amount.
A guy who lost his job needed
A good kick in the ass as did
A guy who booted a ground ball
And a guy whose wife cheated
On him needed a kick in the ass
As she too badly needed one.
He said, "You and you and you
"Need a kick in the ass but also
"Let him who is without sin throw
"The first stone because do I need
"A kick in the ass? Why, certainly.
"I've fucked up plenty of times!"