In lower Manhattan there's a kosher vegan restaurant
By name Buddha Bodhai
Buddha wasn't a Jew nor did he observe Kashrut
The code of Jewish law regarding food observance
So he did eat leopard and may have incarnated next
As Benjamin Kubelsky, a Jewish comedian, aka Jack Benny
Who never ate at Buddha Bodhai restaurant.
Among Jack Benny's famous one liners
"Hors D'ouevre": A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces
Much as the Buddha did to himself so long ago
And then one day both Buddha and Jack were gone
— Joel Weiner
The still above is from Ernst Lubitsch's great To Be Or Not To Be (1943). Read about it here.
https://theamericanscholar.org/hamlet-vs-the-nazis/