'I'd rather get my ass whipped with a plank
'Than go to a dinner party.' For these words
We have Billy Bob Thornton to thank
Now listen here and you listen good
Don't you dare go around using that
Expression it's not my first rodeo!
I hate that expression and it's been
Cropping up like the kudzu plant so
If you want to use an expression
You'd best say the jury is still out or
That's a horse of a different color or
Katie bar the door like if the dentist
Wants to take your teeth out you say
Katie bar the door or say Jesus Christ
Or Christ Jesus which is six of one or
Half a dozen of the other and bull riders
Didn't used to wear football helmets.