More “Mad Men” Haiku

Don Draper A suitcase means death.
Peg cries in the ladies' room.
Don cries at his desk.

*

It's Peggy's birthday.
Duck calls her a whore, and Don
Swings wildly, too drunk.

*

"I got rid of him."
So fix me a drink and we'll
Sleep in the office.

Peggy Olson *

Clay knocks out Liston.
Listen: Roger talks too much.
Not Miss Blankenship!

*

Put mouse in suitcase?
Lovely ghost in green dress and
Green suitcase walks in.

*

A suitcase means you
Will take a long trip. A great
Ad is a knockout.

DL.