I asked President Cuckold about antisemitic campus violence last year,
and what did he do? He shrugged. Were any of the victims covered
by LGBTQ+ proteection? Did they wear skullcaps?
Masks? Well, he hadn't read the great books, like Homer and Milton,
that's for sure, and was caught between Iraq
and the hard left, whom he was loath to offend, if indeed he had
his son's laptop, which is in doubt. And the party of animals?
They've spotted the cheese and are acting like rats
and this I told you long ago
yet I refrained from saying I told you so
and they'd be up in arms if it was their house their flesh on fire
vandalism and arson . The takeaway: no way, Jose.
That's all i have to say to the fakers today.
— from The Closing of the American Mind, pp xii-xiii. intro by Maurice Ravelstein