Happy Birthday, Patricia Lockwood [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

TRICIA LOCKWOOD   (4/27)

PATRICIA LOCKWOOD
KNOCK ON WOOD
A PIÑA COLADA
IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD

A PENIS COLOSTOMY
PRETTY IN PINK
AND JUDAS ISCARIOT
RINSING THE SINK

JUDAS ISCARIOT
SCARED OF THE MOON
PETITION PATRICIA
TO LOWER THE BOOM

PATRICIAN POSITION
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD
A PIÑA COLADA
IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD

IS NOT ALWAYS BROUGHT ON
DELIVERY TRUCK:
SUCKITUDE TEACHER’S
DOWN ON HER LUCK

IS DOWN ON HER LUCK
IS DOWN ON HER HAUNCHES
PONTIUS PILATE’S
KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS

BLOCKWOOD LOCKWOOD
THIRTY YEARS OLD
I WALK UP THE WALL WHEN I
DO WHAT I’M TOLD

O LOCKWOOD LOCKWOOD
COULDN’T AND COULD
A NIÑA COLADA
IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD

GARDENIA COLADA
AND GIDDY IN PINK
AND A NUDIST ISCARIOT
RINSING THE SINK