“Happy 45, Christine Hume!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

CHRISTINE HUME  (5/21)

Christine Hume
To the crack of doom
She’ll lower the boom
On her birthday

The fruit of the loom
Cannot help but consume
· KING TUT in his tomb
On her birthday

We must never presume
To harass the legume
Of borascible Hume
On her birthday

We’ll give ’er some room
Or illegal perfume
Or a mop and a broom
On her birthday

☎

King Tut on my foot!
Cashed out and kaput

Cannot but consume
Canopic his tomb

Illegal legume
Borascible Hume

She’ll lower the boom on her birthday
She’ll lower the boom on her birthday

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