“Happy 41, Andrew Zawacki!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

ANDREW ZAWACKI  (5/22)

Zawacki babe, khaki babe
RAH RAH RAH
The baby gotta incubate 
And HA HA HA

With a Chickasaw, Chickasaw
Chapanese sword 
Ya got a chicken with a Choctaw
Writin’ on the board

With a Ballyhoo, Ballyhoo
Babblin’ away
Just like an ocelot that talks a lot
To Mr Mallarmé

With a Winnemac, Winnemac
Howdja like me now—
We goin’ to the gamelan
That mama don’t allow

With a Taliban, Taliban
Buddha Andalou— 
And Caliban and Yes-We-Can
’ll tell ya what to do

Just like a ’wacki-babe and accolade
And RAH RAH RAH
Ya gotta thwock ’em in the colonnade
And HA HA HA

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