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31.
There was an old person from Lawndale,
First cousin to Senator Mondale.
She voted for Carter, but said it was harder
To jump up and down about Mondale.
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32.
There was an old man at O’Hare,
Whose behavior was cause of despair.
He tried to get into the overhead bin,
’Cuz he thought that that thing was his chair.
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33.
There was an old person from Bridgeport,
Who left, and was pining a smidge for it.
When they told him “Go back,” he proceeded to pack,
Throwing things in his bag with a pitchfork.
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34.
There was an old person from Lakeview;
No disaster could make him forsake you.
He was loyal and good, but he misunderstood
That not everyone relishes Lakeview.
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35.
There was an old man on Pulaski,
Who tried to get in with a pass key.
When it broke in the lock, he proceeded to knock
On the doors of that block of Pulaski.
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