“Happy 10, Roma Cady Macpherson-Wilson!” [by Anthony Madrid via Facebook]

ROMA CADY MACPHERSON-WILSON (1/2)

Roma-tron, Sonomatron
And RAH RAH RAH:—

iota, sigma, omicron
And AH HA HA

With a rope-a-dope, rope-a-dope
Rollercoaster row:—
And · a bowling pin and pack ’em in
Attacking from below

With a matriarch, matriarch
Making up the rules:—
And I’m messing with Vanessa in the
Fountains and the pools

With an ixodid, ixodid,
Ixodid tick! Rocky
Mountain spotted fever with a
-pherson and a Mc!

Port ’n’ starboard haven’t harbored
Half as many men before:—
Didja make it to Jamaica
Ordja have to come ashore? Row, row, row,

Roman à clef, roman à clef
An’ Roma turnin’ ten!—
And her mama singin’ rondolet;
We sing it once again

With a Roma-tron and Roma-tron
And RAH RAH RAH:—
An automaton’ll toss baton
And AH HA HA

Au · tomaton’ll toss baton
iota, sigma, omicron
An onomatoAutobahn
And tau! tau! tau!

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