Young woman (25-ish) on phone: Oh my God! He was, like, your typical Jewish nerd. So Jewish looking. He had, like, black curly hair, a really big nose, and he was, you know how Jewish guys look, sort of short and stocky, and really nerdy (Ed note: You mean like Paul Newman?).
She: I know I know. And then, get this, he, like, came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around and like I was so. scared. And he said, no no no no no, I, I, just want to say you have this whole California thing going on and I just want to say . .
She: Can you believe it? Oh. my. God.