This poem was inspired by a dream I had in which Amy Gerstler and I were on the same softball team, with her in lead-off position playing shortstop. Charles North has written many great “line ups” – for example, an all-philosopher team as well as teams consisting exclusively of diseases, vegetables, and famous couples – so I thought I would dedicate the poem to him, a confirmed Gemini, born on June 9. Charles tells me he is happy to be in the lineup, though he has reservations about the wisdom of playing him at first base. “I’m a righty,” he points out. But so were Gil Hodges and Steve Garvey, no?
Lining Up
for Charles North
SS Amy Gerstler
2B David Lehman
3B David Shapiro (L) *
LF Paul Violi
IB Charles North**
RF Tony Towle
CF Elaine Equi
C Ted Berrigan
P Ron Padgett (L)
Relief pitcher Vincent Katz (ROY)***
PH NL / DH AL Terence Winch ****
General manager: Harry Mathews
Front office wise men: Bob Hershon, Mitch Sisskind
Scouts: David Trinidad, Jerome Sala, Tim Dlugos, Maxine Chernoff, Paul Hoover
Manager: Anne Waldman
Bench coach: John Ashbery
First base Koch: Kenneth Coach
Third base coach: Frank O'Hara
Trainer: James Schuyler
Pitching coach: Joseph Ceravolo
Batting coach: Larry Fagin
Bullpen coach: Bernadette Mayer
Press Relations: Joe Brainard
TV announcers: Paul Auster (and a player to be named later)
Radio announcers: Phillip Lopate, Andrei Codrescu
Broadway adaptation: Lehman Engel
Critic: Tom Clark
* Left-hander
** To be played by Chris Noth in the TV version.
*** Winner, rookie of the year award.
*** Switch hitter; to be deployed as a pinch hitter in the National League and as a designated hitter in the American League.