Each morning, the squirrels, how unregulated
They jump and play. I call the police department
To keep them away and also with the birds
It is exactly the same. What kinds of birds?
I don't know their names but they poop
Without the slightest consideration on my car
So that if I had a bb gun, ah, then I would have
Some real fun but meanwhile I call the 911
Number to complain about the birds and
What is the response I get? Silence on the line.
In other words, none. So I will be cremated
Lest on my grave squirrels disport themselves,
Birds poop, and even ants have a fine old time
Oblivious of the fact that the grave is mine.
