The Ignoramus (by Mitch Sisskind)

May be an image of 4 people, beard and people standing

Rav Heth Kokodiakomis came
To Widawa where martyrs fell
And so artfully celebrated pesach
That he grew prideful of it and
Reclined long after the seder ended.
 
Then a question came to him from
The Upper World: "Why are you prideful
When in this town there is an Ignoramus
Who on this same night has celebrated
The seder in a more accomplished way?"
 
Meanwhile holy men had come to hear
Rav Heth Kokodiakomis and he asked them,
"Do you know an Ignoramus?" One said,
"I know him," and Rav Heth Kokodiakomis
Told him to ask the Ignoramus to come there.
 
When he came Rav Heth Kokodiakomis inquired,
"Did you celebrate the seder?" The Ignoramus
Wept and said, 'I was drunk and when my wife
Woke me I saw the egg and the wine and I ate
The egg and drank the wine and went back to sleep."
 
Then a great voice from the Upper World said,
"This man is an Ignoramus and his father was
An Ignoramus. His words and also his deeds are
Received in the Upper World for he knows their
Truth and, yea, an Ignoramus knows nothing else."