Sam Feldman
When Napoleon wanted a woman he said
Bring me a woman and they brought him one,
Poof poof no nonsense and the whole thing
Relationship with Josephine was extremely
Complicated not to say convoluted which
To a somewhat lesser extent was also true
Of his marriage to Marie-Louise of Austria.
It shows the difficulty of comprehending
The five foot five inch Napoleon who was
Responsible for the deaths of approximately
Four million people between 1796 and 1815.
Now what about Sam Feldman who owns
Same Day Cleaners? Or what about me?
Napoleon's First Letter to Josephine:
A Modern Translation
December 1795
Hey babe 9 a.m. and I haven't
I know you sleep till noon
So I'll see you in three hours
Clock is ticking hahaha!
How you looked last night
Babe I keep thinking of it
Which gets me turned on
All over again weird weird
I can't rest 'cause quaffing
The flames from your lips
Has made me really horny!
Thanks a lot mio dolce amor!
I imagine terrifying things!
from the archive; first posted Jan 12, 2023