In Freud’s view, when the Dalai Lama met Salvador Dali
(a) they discussed a possible merger of Surrealism and Buddhism
(b) it was in his waiting room and they criticized US foreign policy
(c) they were in a Gap commercial for khaki trousers
(d) they sang “Hello, Dolly”
(e) it was like the meeting of an umbrella and a sewing machine on the operating table.
— DL