Una mujer, Over There [in Madrid, to be exact] (by Kathleen Ignatius)

Una mujer, over there

(In Madrid, to be exact)

I don’t really understand blogs.  I am a very old young person.

My only other foray into blogging was a false start–

http://allaboutmymadrid.blogspot.com/

Here in Madrid, in the kitchen of my of my Ecuadorian friend of Lebanese parentage, there is a product with a label written in English-esque Spanish:– Bio-Vegetal.  I keep reading and discover it is an Italian product.  The slogan: La soluzione perfetta per lavare le verdure.  I get a glass of water and think about my question from yesterday.  I was in a café and they were playing a version of Monk’s “Well, You Needn’t.”  Well, I needed to know who was playing.  It wasn’t Thelonius.  So I asked the Spanish barman.  Our exchange went like this:

Bood Pool.  –¿Quién?  –Bood Poul.  –¿Qué?  ¡Bood Pow!  –Oh, ¡Bud Powell!

We were both embarrassed.  Small revenge, I guess, for having had to repeat the phrase —Un tinto a thousand times since I moved here.  Lost letters between us.

Or that time in Florence when I asked for the cocktail with American name and the waiter didn’t understand me until I said it six times and he repeated back to me, relieved,

Oh, un geen feez!

¿Quien tenía razón?  Chi c’aveva ragione?

In Spanish and Italian I have (not) reason.

In English I can only be right or wrong.

–Kathleen Ignatius