J. K. Stephen’s Parody of Wordsworth

A Sonnet

Two voices are there: one is of the deep;

It learns the storm-cloud’s thunderous melody,

Now roars, now murmurs with the changing sea,

Now bird-like pipes, now closes soft in sleep:

And one is of an old half-witted sheep

Which bleats articulate monotony,

And indicates that two and one are three,

That grass is green, lakes damp, and mountains steep:

And, Wordsworth, both are thine: at certain times   

Forth from the heart of thy melodious rhymes,

The form and pressure of high thoughts will burst:

At other times–good Lord! I’d rather be

Quite unacquainted with the ABC

Than write such hopeless rubbish as thy worst.

— J. K. Stephen (1859-1892)