Capsule Criticism: Candid, Crafted, Cinematic and Clever (2c or not 2c)

Movie Critic

Halle Berry’s
dingleberries
command the heights
on eBay sites.

Tom Cruise,
the “Ur” of
“lose,”
“clears” his nein mind
with his mein whine.

Gwyneth Paltrow,
her subtle alto
and pretty bum,
lifts up my thumb.

— Jim Cummins