More from Naomi Pitcairn--because she just can't stop…!
Too fat to work
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
Though their duties they would NEVER shirk
the poor Chawners are too fat to work
they must remain sedate
gaining even more weight
while collecting the dole as a perk
Get 'em Elliot!
http://www.slate.com/id/2213942/
Elliot points out that the real onus
does not just involve giving of bonus
counterparty and bank
we have also to thank
which is why they're forthcoming with slowness