“To Whom It May Concern:” [by Leah Ianonne]

To Whom It May Concern:

I still don’t know the difference
between who and whom
I’m 32

This is what I have
       -1 BA
       -3/4 of an MFA

…in Creative Writing

I’m embarrassed
But my primary emotion is
Vexation
Ah, but who cares right?
Well, I do

So To Whom it May Concern:

When I call the who/whom hotline
Whom should I speak to?
And when the who/whom calls me back
will they get angry if I say
and who may I ask is calling?

— Leah Ianonne