“Women’s Handbags” [by Jillian Brall]

Women’s Handbags

In a documentary on women’s handbags I saw a
few years ago, it was mentioned that uterus is the Latin word for not
only uterus, but also for bag. It was not surprising. It is, after all,
a baby bag, isn’t it? But now when I search for this information on
Google, I can’t seem to find it, which is annoying, because I’d like to
prove it to you. See? It’s been known as a bag for ages! I could always
prove it to you some other way. The hard way.

— Jillian Brall