Horace’s Epode IX [translated by Ron Horning]

Epode IX

When, under your high roof so
pleasing to Jupiter,
           
shall
we praise Caesar’s victory,

blesséd Maecenas, by drinking the
Caecuban wine

           
you
cellar for holiday feasts

and by hearing without listening
to flutes and lyre

           
a
foreign air, familiar strings?

Just as we did when the sea god’s
self-appointed son

           
fled
Naulochus in burning ships

after threatening the capital with
rings and chains

           
struck
from the necks of slaves, his friends.

Now Roman legionaries (their
children will say no)

           
sold
outright for a woman’s kiss

shoulder their spears and erect
palisades to protect

           
the
shriveled tits of the eunuchs

whose mosquito netting ripples and
flows in sunlight

           
among
the dishonored standards.

Rearing back, two thousand
Galatians wheeled for our lines,

           
chanting
“Caesar,” horses snorting,

while the enemy galleys rowed
smartly to the left

           
and
gave a fine view of their sterns.

We’ve won already. Why not parade
the golden cars

           
and
slit the throats of spotless bulls?

We’ve won already, and no war in
Numidia
           
sent
back a general as great,

nor was Scipio such, who with
exquisite courage

           
made
of
Carthage a salted grave.
Beaten on land and on sea, Mark
Antony has changed

           
royal
purple for soldier black

and sails to
Crete of the
one hundred noble cities

           
or,
perhaps, to the
Cyrene coast,
driven onward by bad luck,
plunging through rough waves

           
and
fighting head winds all the way.

So break out the larger bowls,
boy, and fill them for us

           
with
flasks from
Chios or Lesbos,
or, because it stays down better
in battering seas,

           
pour
the last of the Caecuban.

Let our fears for Octavian and our
own sweet selves

           
the
charming wine god wash away.

—Horace
translated, from the Latin, by Ron
Horning